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Why So Serious Personality Profile November 23rd, 2007, posted by FofR

A new link on Why So Serious has been unveiled, linking to a personality profiler. This comes in the form of 14 questions, at the end of which your score is judged on classic arcade style machine. Notice that at the bottom there is a padlocked cupboard, could this contain something of particular interest to us?

There will be more tests in a few days.

Why So Serious Cabinet

The Questions

(Thanks to arman200 for typing them out)

what is your favorite color
1.police tape yellow
2.pumpkin guts orange
3.jugular red
4.corpse blue

what large organization have you been affiliated with?
1.military
2.prison
3.arkham
4.not a people person

most interesting mental illness?
1.OCD
2.kleptomania
3.chirepteraphobia
4.pseudobulbar effect

what do you do when you wake up in the morning?
1.look in the mirror, admire beautiful smile
2.check crimes in various cities
3.scan gotham times headlines
4.call mommy

most important henchman attribute
1.ready to give life for boss
2.ready to give life to boss
3.always putting on best smile
4.not asking questions

what is your favorite thing to do on a date
1.attend die fledermaus
2.get makeovers
3.bound and gag family member
4.polka

favorite music?
1.yanni
2.whatever they play at asylum during meds
3.static
4.I’m a visual person

what do you look for in love
1.split personality
2.photogenic
3.good driving skills, knowledge of security systems
4.multi million dollar life insurance policy

first image you see when you close your eyes?
1.sun coming over prison walls
2.timer.set
3.twisted faces of anguish
4.puppies in a basket

delightful episode in human history?
1.hindenburg crash
2.titanic sink
3.french royal guillotine
4.mad lib invented

useful skills?
1.operate heavy machinery
2.audit tax forms
3.drive school bus
4.pest extermination

lethal force acceptable?
1.improve genetic shock of humanity
2.little pickmeup
3.get attention
4.instill panic

best hairstyle?
1.dyed green and blood
2.fright wig
3.faux hawk
4.toupee

life’s ultimate purpose?
1.find funny videos for friends
2.become worst you can be
3.expose hypocrisy in self deluded
4.watch the world burn

Comments 4 Responses to “Why So Serious Personality Profile”

Brian November 25th, 2007

I tried it a few times… is there a correct sequence of answers that you need to win. Just wondering if anyone’s figured it out yet.

bmurray


john November 27th, 2007

Have you read through the HaHaHa times? I read it and I noticed there was a joker personal ad that asked if you were a clown with a prison record. It was followed with an email address (humanresources@whysoserious.com). While I don’t think it is anything new, I didn’t notice this before.


SquidVicious January 10th, 2008

I got it, it does nothing though. If you click two really fast so two checkmarks come up on all. It doesn’t even matter you can almost get 3 clicks on all. and it doesn’t really matter which two. bam, a scream.


doffcroli August 3rd, 2008

Tahnks for posting


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